Sachin's 100th century

Enjoy the comments on Sachin's 100th century:

1. Digvijay Singh - Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.
2. Manmohan Singh - I congratulate Sachin and also appreciate leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.
3. Rahul Gandhi - My grandmother created Bangladesh. She deserves the credit for this century.
4. Raj Thakrey - Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manus after scoring this century. So what if India has lost, Maharashtrians can not take the responsibility of the whole nation.
5. Mulayam Singh Yadav - If Sachin was from UP, I would have made tickets of all Cricket matches 'Tax free'.
6. Anna Hazare - Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country.
7. Baba Ramdev - If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a billion is what is the total black money in foreign countries.
8. Kapil Sibal - Social media need to control comments on Sachin's century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India.
9. Swami Agnivesh - Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Lets welcome their citizen in India and let them live wherever they can. Lets issue them voter's ID card .
10. Kris Srikkant - We selectors hope that by 2050, Sachin will also score his 150th century.
11. Arjun Tendulkar - I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup.
12. Sachin Tendulkar himself - Aaeellaaaa.. Now what excuse I will make to not retire.
13. Sonia Gandhi - Er... She did not respond since she is suffering from an undisclosed disease.
14. Karunanidhi.......Who is Sachin Tandulkar?
15. Jayalalitha.....Sometimes Sashikala could have been right. She said
something about this guy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a Bollywood filmstar...In any case Dr. MGR was a better player
The best one indeed from Mamta:
She said- She was not consulted in advance on such massive score hike, hence the century should be rolled back to 90. She also demanded if it is not rolled back or withdrawn by weekend, Sachin should be replaced in the team