1. Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.
2. After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
3. I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
4. "No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."
5. Home is where you can say anything you like, 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
6. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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